Monday, September 14, 2009

"Hello, Larry" & hair spiders

Part I: Hello, Larry

Around 3:00 this morning I was awakened by a mechanical-sounding female voice that said, "Hello, Larry." Nah. Only my imagination. I drifted slowly back to sleep, and again heard, "Hello, Larry" uttered by the same voice. I nudged Larry/Dad/Paco/Grandpappy and asked, "Did you hear that??" He had heard it, and he told me it was the voice of the smoke alarm saying, "Low battery." Sure enough, that's what it was.


Part II: Hair spiders

The hair spiders are back. It's been a couple of years since their last appearance, and their return took me by surprise. The first time hair spiders invaded was in the fall of 1999, as I recall, and in ten years they've visited about three times. A hair spider is a ball of hair. They form this way:

1. Wash and rinse your hair.
2. After rinsing, spread the fingers on both hands and run them through your hair from underneath, lifting hair as you go.
3. Put palms together and move hands in a circular motion, gradually forming a hair spider with the hairs that you've collected in step 2.
4. Stop rolling hair when you've formed a spider body and have hair ends swirling off in such a way that makes them appear to be spider legs.
5. Remove from palm and flush.

Normal hair loss is about 100 hairs per day, so you are probably saying to yourselves, "What is she concerned about?" Well, the hair spiders form in addition to hair that falls out from brushing, combing, hurricane force winds on the Gustavus hill, etc.

I did a little research and found out that increased hair loss can be caused by a variety of events, such as stress (not me) and a prolonged high fever. It may take a few months before the hair actually falls out after a fever, and now I'm thinking that two bouts I had with with cellulitis with an accompanying fever might be the culprit. Or, maybe it's something else. Who knows? Here's a hair spider for your perusal. This particular critter looks more like a hair scorpion, however.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Weekends go too fast

September weekends are shorter weekends than in any other month. Hannah, here are some pictures of your cousins and other family members who miss you. Come and visit us soon! Oh... and tell your mommy and daddy to get some Boston pics to us soon, too!

If what you see below is just one picture and not a slide show option, click on the picture and it will take you to a Picasa album -- click on "slideshow" above the pictures. I'm going to see if I can get the slideshow to show below, but don't count on it. The cybergremlins have been poking around on my blog lately. If it does actually work as a slideshow, there are captions, so click on the little caption bubble at the lower left of the slide to activate. I know most of you know this stuff already, but the gremlin invasion has added extra steps.


Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Enter at your own risk

WARNING!! This is a long and boring entry, one that I wrote for myself last night to ward off first day of school jitters. Read at your own peril, or find something more interesting to do with your time!

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Every semester since I’ve been at Gustavus Adolphus College teaching in the Education Department (I think this is my 21st semester!), we’ve started our methods block course with a getting-to-know-you activity that is called “What’s in Your Bag?” Everyone (including the instructors) brings three objects representative of his or her life: physical objects with symbolic meaning. Each of us puts the objects in a bag of choice, and we’ve seen everything from brown bags to Target bags to stinky workout bags to sparkly pink Barbie lunch boxes. It’s always fun to learn about our students from what they bring and from how they talk about their objects. As you might imagine there is a range of description from concrete --“This is my flute and I play in the Gustavus Orchestra” -- to abstract --“The walnut I brought symbolizes the hope I have for humanity as I reduce my carbon footprint, grow my own food, and use only sustainable resource products in my dorm room. So help me God.”


My own items have varied of course, but what they represent doesn’t change all that often. Family is always first, so I’ve brought personally meaningful items like the hand-painted covered ceramic bowl my grandma, and later my mother, used for leftover German cucumbers, a baby toy chewed on by sweet grandchildren, or the smooth stone engraved with “Remember” given to me by a friend after my mother died. Any one of these items allows me to share what family means to me. Photos aren’t allowed for this activity. I typically include something from where my personal life and professional life intersect, like a book that I love or a Gustavus souvenir, so I can talk about the importance of education and the Gustavus connection within our family. To add whimsy, the third item is often an “office supply”, like a really cool set of paper clips or Post-It Notes. Some students immediately relate this item to their own love of school supplies, and how the smell of new pencils or crayons evokes pleasant (usually) childhood memories of the beginning of the school year.


This semester, I’m bringing books to represent my life, past, present, and future. I have an old Nancy Drew book to represent my past: The Clue in the Crumbling Wall. My aunt Mary Lou read the book as a young person, and later it came into my hands, although I don't remember how. I hope I didn’t steal it. The book is on display on top of my office file cabinet with some other old books. It has special meaning because I loved the series as a child, read every book, then read them over again. Nancy Drew solved mysteries.


As stereotypes go, Nancy Drew was a champion. She was pretty, she had a handsome boyfriend (Ned) and a snappy blue roadster, a tomboy friend nicknamed George, and a slightly overweight friend named Bess. She had a money tree, too, apparently, because she traveled and lived a comfortable life without earning her way. All of that is irrelevant. What matters is that Nancy Drew and other series that a person today would consider quaint or un-PC were the fuel that got me reading and kept me interested in reading. I didn’t notice the stereotypes; I just loved the stories. Thank you, Nancy and company.


The second book in my bag, the one that is about the present, is Pigs Love Potatoes, by Anika Denise. I could have chosen any number of picture books, but this one went from unheard of to a piece of great literature at our house just a few weeks ago. The older cousins, Hannah and Miles, were interested in the story of how a mama pig feeds potatoes to nine pigs and throws in an extra potato for good measure. This tale, with adorable piggies throughout, is not likely to become a children’s classic, but after reading it 50 or so times in five or six days, it will stay with me forever. No, not because of its place in the literary canon, but instead for its appeal to sweet little children who now know the story and make connections to other stories and to being at Grandma and Grandpa’s house because of it. Ethan and Owen, when you are a little older I’m sure you’ll love the piggies who eat potatoes, too. This book, then, is a touch-point between my professional life and personal life: the value of literacy and the joy of being a participant in the lives of my four delightful grandchildren.


The third book is not really a book. It’s a book reader. Larry/Dad/Paco/Grandpappy and I bought a Kindle several months ago. I’m still not sure how it came to be that we forked out the money, but we did, and I love it. It can’t and won’t replace real books, but it is another way to read, and I’m all for that! The Kindle is about the future, and I am looking to the future, this being my last year of teaching at Gustavus or anywhere else, for that matter. The first semester I taught Reading Methods here I shared an adolescent novel with my students about a future society in which books were banned, The Last Book in the Universe (by Rodman Philbrick). I paired the story with an article I found online about a futuristic invention that was in the early stage of development, a book reader, that used liquid crystal display technology to change the words on the page at the press of a button. Honestly, my students laughed at that idea fewer than ten years ago. They couldn’t imagine it. I couldn’t imagine it, either. Now I’ve got a book reader of my own.


As for the bag, I’ve chosen different bags for different reasons over 21 semesters as well. A Gustavus Book Mark black plastic bag, a bag Charlie gave me from the Pike Street Market in Seattle, a bag from Harpie’s Bazaar, an artsy but now defunct shop in Mankato, a book bag with the St. Peter Public Schools fleur-de-lis imprinted on it, and other tote bags in my collection have carried the symbolic objects. This time, the bag is a floral print Vera Bradley quilted bag, picked because I like it and because it was a frivolous purchase (even on sale). I don’t need it—I’ve got a gazillion bags—but I like it. There is no deep and symbolic meaning nor is there a connection to anything I want to reveal about my inner self. Sometimes a bag is just a bag. Oh wait—my daughter-in-law Angie loves bags, too, and has a similar one, so I guess there IS a connection after all! :o)


I’ll get another chance at sharing objects in a bag when the spring semester begins, but anyone who has gone to school as long as I have knows that September is when school begins for real. For that reason I’ve thought on and off all summer about what to include in my bag as the fall semester begins. I don’t see my priorities changing between now and May, when school ends. Family will come first always. My career will end, but its impact on my personal life will continue. And the future will always be there…in the future. I need to get ready for it. I’ll probably need to buy a new bag…


Monday, September 7, 2009

In need of sympathy

Ever since Dad/Larry/Grandpappy stubbed his toe (make that his entire FOOT!) yesterday, I have sensed that he's wanted more attention than he's gotten so far. Of course, the email he sent to our kids was pretty clear evidence. Thanks, Charlie, for the great link to the video of Bernice and Joy in their Hoveround (unfortunately, I'm having trouble adding a link here). We've got one on order, and Dad has a ticket to view the Grand Canyon next week.

Here's his toe and surrounding bruise:
Here are some Dad quotes from this afternoon. There have been a lot of whimpers, too, but I'll leave those out.

"I keep having recurring thought about running into furniture. When I get up and walk around I’m very tentative so I don’t injure my toe again."


"Now if I had one of those little scooters I wouldn’t have to worry about running into something with my feet because there are bumpers in the front of those."

Sunday, September 6, 2009

A September Sunday

What a perfect early fall day. This morning Dad/Larry/Grandpappy and I took a little tour of Henderson, MN, and back roads between there and home. Cornfields are shimmery with green, gold, and deep mauve at this time in September, and there is a lot of corn to see in Le Sueur County.

Here at home, close-up inspection of the remaining flowers in the side garden by the garage and in the hosta bed reveal the work of hungry bugs, who seem to have taken hole-punchers to the plants. I found a few spots where flowers and leaves are still in good shape. How bugs choose one hosta over another, I haven't a clue, as you can see by the nearly ungnawed shiny green leaves below. Other hostas only a couple of feet away have leaves that look like Swiss cheese.



The mums in the pot are hole-free, since they've been
in the sun room
until today. Thank you again,
E, E, and h for las flores.


A friendly beetle of some sort


Here he is again.


Back to laundry and vacuum cleaning. Where are the Merry Maids?

Friday, September 4, 2009

Labor Day Weekend is here

Sitting in the sun room looking out at the September-green leaves and lawn, listening to the buzz of what Larry says are mammoth cicadas, happy that the weekend is here... I hope all of the babies are with their mommies and daddies right now. Miles, your daddy is back from his work trip and you must be jumping for joy to see him. Hannah, I hope your mommy and daddy get Labor Day off, since they labor every other day of the year. Ethan and Owen, enjoy not having to get up and out the door early tomorrow morning, and snuggle with your tired parents.

I am ready to start classes on Tuesday. Despite the strangeness I am surrounded with at work, I am hoping for a good semester with new students whose dream it is to become teachers. It hit me this afternoon on my way home that I am in my very last year of teaching. Ever. I may have to push that thought out of my mind--file it in the back of the cabinet--for a while.

A visit with Teresa and Elliot was a lovely day-brightener. Elliot, thank you for letting me hold you and kiss your adorable, soft, pouffy cheeks. You are a terrific six-month old!

Before I logged on, I had been thinking about writing an entry about the contrast between the start of a school year in the public school system and at Gustavus. While there are similarities, of course, the perspectives are startlingly different in many ways. I'll save that for another day.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

In need of a grandchild fix

Miles was here for a couple of hours this afternoon to play. We're not proud of ourselves for resorting to grandchild snatching to get him here, and we apologize to Grandma Doreen and Grandpa Dave for our boldness in doing so. Okay, so we didn't actually take him forcibly from his Grimmius grandparents, but we did whine and cry to Annie to put in a good word for us with them so we could see him while he spends a couple of days with Dave and Doreen. For the benefit of Tanner, who is on a work trip, here are some pictures:

Miles used markers to do some artwork. The best part for him was removing the marker tops and saying "Pop!" each time.


The doctor kit was next on Miles' list. He looks good in a stethoscope.
Time to clean up. First, the caballo.
Miles washed the ottoman next.
Next stop was the playground adjacent to First Lutheran Church, a favorite spot for Hannah and Miles to play. Miles now refers to it as the parque, a little Spanish influence from Hannah. Several times when he wanted to be lifted up to get on a platform to go down a slide, he pointed and said "alla´" (I can't get the accent mark over the "a".) Hannah, your multilingualism is rubbing off on Cousin 'Milio. Sorry there are no pictures other than the one I sent to Tanner from my cell phone.

After the park, it was time to read. I offered Miles several book choices, but he said no, and picked up something with a little more substance.
We talked about the babies and about Hannah, and Miles concluded that he missed them. And, he missed Putter, too, so now he's back playing with the puppy! It was a short but sweet visit. Thanks for coming over to play, Miles!